Florida man alert: Watch out for angry women and flying objects

A Florida woman has been accused of hurling a pot at her baby-daddy after he disappeared and went fishing for a few days, allegedly. This was reported by Newsweek

Flying pan

In Miami, a man was allegedly hit with a flying coconut that was hurled at him by an upset stripper, as reported by the Miami Herald.

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And yet another woman in New Port Richey stood accuse of throwing several pizza slices at a restaurant employee because she was, uh, dissatisfied with the service, duh. This was reported by the local CBS affiliate.

baked pizza on top of black surface near filled glass tankard
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This next incident is far more serious and much less funny. Someone could have really gotten hurt when a woman threw a concrete block at two police officers. Wow! This is according to a local FOX 13 news story.

Woman throws cinder block (2)

Just thought I would interupt everyone’s busy productive day to post this extremely dangerous alert. Be on the lookout men! And while you’re at it, can you stop pissing off the women-folk.

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